Paranomasia, anyone? Okay, I'll spare you the puns. I'm the kind of guy who knows that "and" isn't a verb (try and do better!), and how to use unit hyphens for compound adjectives. And let's not forget anagrams, palindromes, homophones... anyone know which four words in the English language end in -dous? Contact me if you have the answer (I do). Or even if you don't have the answer.